Fuck Yeah Brad Neely!

Walking potion: 10 parts sugar - 90 parts whiskey. If it’s cold out, I take a bag of chowder. If it’s warm out, I take a bag of banana chowder.

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—	Babycakes (via wavingatplanes)

I have a big coat - with big pockets. Sometimes kittens get in there. It’s cool with me - as long as they keep their hook socks curled.

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—	Babycakes (via wavingatplanes)

Self-masturbatory post.

“You don’t know it, but you are full of stars.”

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So many ringtones, so few that I actually need.

I say unto you - the kingdom of God is up in you

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—	Jesus Christ (via wavingatplanes)

“Now it’s heart of the matter time.”

“LET’S TALK ABOUT REAL SHIT”

Professor Brothers

Professor Brothers

“I’m going back in time to save ourselves…”